May 21, 2009

Farts

I like Farts. And admit it, you do too. You laugh when a baby breaks wind. You chuckled when a kid in class sat on a duck. You feel relieved when the room clears and you can finally rip one. As Shrek says, "Better out than in!" So don't act all high and mighty, as if you are grossed out. You like farts, too.

2 comments:

  1. nothing feels as good as a good DRY fart!!!

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  2. my college roommate megan always said, "an empty house is better than a bad tenant!"

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