I like Jim Johnson. The former Defensive Coordinator for the Eagles the past 10 years passed away yesterday from cancer. One of the best in the league, no doubt, he helped form one of the finest and most ferocious defenses. There is no way the Eagles make it to as many NFC Championship games, let along the Super Bowl, without this man.
Here's hoping the Birds can win it all this year. The new guy at the helm of the defense learned from Johnson and is poised for great things as well. For more information on Johnson's career and life, here is a story from Philly.com.
July 29, 2009
July 24, 2009
Alice in Wonderland

Check out the trailer for the new move coming out in the spring of 2010 (starring Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter). Thanks Pop Candy.
And while you're at it, enjoy a very happy un-birthday to you (to me) to you!
July 23, 2009
Raining in Baltimore
July 22, 2009
Discount Electronics Websites



July 02, 2009
Four-Day Work Weeks

Have a great Fourth of July Weekend and Happy Birthday USA!!!
July 01, 2009
Slowing Down

But please keep coming back and leaving your comments. I have some new ideas for this blog that I am hoping to develop over the next few months. Thanks to all who are reading this!

June 29, 2009
Billy Mays

Yesterday morning I had caught his new show "Pitchmen" on Discovery Channel and loved it. It seemed like this show was a platform that could elevate Billy's celebrity to a whole new level. And then mere minutes later, I heard the news of his death. A shock. Out of all of the celebrities who passed away in the recent week, he had the most upside at the here-and-now for a promising career. The others had had their time to shine like a countertop cleaned with Orange Glo.
RIP Billy Mays, we hardly knew thee.
June 26, 2009
The King of Pop


June 25, 2009
So You Think You Can Dance

You might think that this is just another lame reality competition show on Fox. And, in some ways it is, but overall its much more. In my opinion, and even though the ratings don't back it up, So You Think You Can Dance is a better show than American Idol. It comes down to singing vs. dancing and the popularity of singing styles vs. dancing styles.

Top 5 Reasons So You Think Can Dance is Better Than American Idol
The HOT ladies -- American Idol's singers don't have the sculpted, toned, amazingly hot bods of the girls on So You Think You Can Dance. PLUS--they dance around in next to nothing.
- The Judges -- No condescending, snarkiness with the So You Think You Can Dance judges. Nygel Lithgoe and Mary Murphy, two well-decorated dancers in their own right, provide helpful, courteous, fair and honest feedback to al lthe dancers. At no point are they ever making fun of the contestants--something that seems to happen on American Idol anytime Randy Jackson opens his mouth. Th only downfall is Mary Murphy kind of loud and obnoxious, but at least you can understand what she is saying, unlike her counterpart on Idol.
- Voting -- While fans choose which couples are in the bottom three, it is the judges who ultimately decide who is going home. Not only that, but the dancers must perform a solo routine for the judges as a last ditch effort to stay. This process gives the viewers some control, but keeps the judging in the hands of the professionals.
- Music -- Yes, yes, So You Think You Can Dance is not a music show, that's American Idol. Well, you're wrong. The music makes the performances, sometimes. From Pop to Indie Rock, Rap, Country, Classical, Hip Hop, Bollywood, whatever. The tracks are the originals and almost always addd to the emotions being exerted by the dancers.
- Talent -- Only a handful of the Idol finalists can actually sing well. ALL of these finalists can dance well, in my opinion. Of course, that's not saying much if you've ever actually seen me dance.
June 24, 2009
Organization


Top 5 Methods for Organization
- Excel -- love it or hate it, you know it's great. And if you're like me, you haven't even scratched the surface of what it is capable of doing.
- To Do List -- I recommend a legal pad. The larger format and flip-over pages allows for not only enough space to chronicle notes for each item, but a history of your past days as well (great for when it's time to enter time sheets). And who doesn't love crossing off tasks with a big red pen?
Post-It Notes -- You laugh and scoff, and call it a mess, but you know what? It's my mess and there's a method to the madness. Post-it notes are the best for taking quick notes and organizing them later. Especially when your thoughts are in sequential order to start.
- Manila Folders -- Yes, there are still those of us who print out papers. It's not often at my interactive shop that we print out items, but when you do, having a folder (typically per Client) is the best way to go.
- Binders -- I once quipped that I had a Minor from Penn State in Binder making. I gave my old boss so much crap for all the Binders I had to make (sorry Dina). But, it wasn't long before I found the value in perfectly organized three-ring slice of heaven.
June 23, 2009
CBS Shows


Top 5 Favorite CBS Shows

- How I Met Your Mother
- Numb3rs (thanks Kim)
- Two and a Half Men
- NCIS (looking forward to the LA version in the fall)
- The Big Bang Theory (best show on TV right now)
Honorable mention: Letterman, Price is Right (original) and CSI:NY and Vegas
June 22, 2009
Amusement Parks

But you know what? No matter what the future may hold for these types of parks, and I am sure they will be fine post-recession, my personal past and memories of times at amusement parks will always be joyful. I love roller-coasters and spending all day riding them. I love walking around the park, with family or friends, on a beautiful summer day--catching a show, getting soaked on the log flume, relaxing on the ferris wheel--I love it all.

Top 5 Memories at Amusement Parks
During a trip to Dorney Park, an old co-worker of mine from my job at Wood River Village retirement home found a doppleganger for multiple colleagues and residents from the home. It was outrageous. At one point, we even found my look-a-like standing in line for a ride. Of course, I had to kill him. There can be only one.
- At Epcot Center one night on my Senior Class Trip, we were enjoying ourselves somewhere halfway around the world. Well, the final bus of the evening as leaving in the next five minutes and we had to run around the world to catch it. Well, that's what we did. I think we may have even lost one in China.
- While on a ferris wheel at Dorney Park with my family, we noticed that we could see our car in the parking lot from the very top. Testing out the range of his remote key device, my dad hit the lock button twice to see if it would make the car beep. It did. So what did we do? That's right, we waited for some poor schmuck to walk by it and made them jump by hitting the button. High-class hilarity.
- In high school, we spent a day, also at Great Adventure, for "Physics Day". Let's just say I did what I had to do and had a very astute group member who excelled at all things science and math. So during one of the moments of down time, my buddies and I recorded a song at one of those Karaoke shops. Five of us banded together to sing one of time's most classic hit singles, a song that will certainly live on for generations to come and will be revered by the scholars of the future. We sang, "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys. And yes, I still have the tape.
The Dumbo Ride at Magic Kingdom when I was four-years-old. 'Nuff said.
What are some of you favorite Amusement Park memories? Leave them in the comment section!
June 19, 2009
Joseph Thomas Meginley
I like love Joseph Thomas Meginley. That's the name of my new nephew! He was born yesterday morning weighing in at 8 lbs. 2 oz. and a long 20.5 inches. Congratulations to my sister, brother-in-law and the new big sister, my niece. A very happy day for my family! Have a great weekend!
JOSEPH THOMAS MEGINLEY
Born June 18, 2009
Born June 18, 2009

June 18, 2009
Thunderstorms



The calm returns, but its no longer eerie, but serene. The remnants of the Thunderstorm and all the moving parts are everywhere, lit by the peeking sunlight. A sign of the chaos being over rises in the sky as a rainbow, met with a grumbling reminder of the storm in the distance that was there only minutes before. Ahh, Thunderstorms are great.
June 17, 2009
Mouse Traps

So I came home Tuesday night and found not one, but two, little critters dead in two Mouse Traps. After multiple attempts to capture these little guys, I finally got them. And look, I don't necessarily feel good about killing mice by having a metal wire snap on their cranium. But, when I come home and find little surprises on my counter and stove, that's when I turn lethal. Not to mention that I am moving in a week and a half and don't want the new tenant to have to deal with the mice. See! I'm caring!

And now, as I have decided that I can't stomach the sticky traps, I went for a regular spring-loaded trap and with one snap, these guys were met with a quick, swift (hopefully painless) death.
June 16, 2009
Sleep

June 15, 2009
Sunny Mondays

When the work week is kicked off with dark clouds and rain drops, you feel as though your head is suddenly Velcroed to your pillow. You need to literally rip one from the other just to get up. And even then the weight of a crappy morning weighs you down, forcing your body back to the bed and your head to the Velcro pillow.

June 05, 2009
Camp Fires

Touching all five senses, a Camp Fire is in and of itself a living memory. The smell of burning wood, the taste of smokey goodness, the sight of pulsating embers, the feeling of warmth, and the sound of crackling twigs--Camp Fires can take me back to any summer of any year of my life. Whether a family trip, summer camp, vacations, or on annual excursions to the woods for a Weekend, the Camp Fire is the constant connection that binds these different experiences into one, unified happy memory.

Special guest blogger, H.T. Adjemian, will be filling in for me while I am away on vacation. He's a swell guy and I think you'll like him.
June 04, 2009
Bacon

And these days Bacon is everywhere--we have Bacon-flavored ice cream, Bacon vodka, Bacon sex dreams, Bacon hangover remedies, Vegetarians who love Bacon, Bacon lube, Bacon as a condiment, the Bacon Brothers, and on and on. (Thanks to all the friends who have sent these links around in the past few weeks/months). There hasn't been a product with so many uses since George Washington Carver revolutionized the peanut. UPDATE The Baconator has asked that I post this video of Jim Gaffigan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaK9bjLy3v4

Special guest blogger, H.T. Adjemian, will be filling in for me while I am away on vacation. He once wore a fedora made of Bacon--and ate it.
June 03, 2009
Bubba Keg

Done? Good. In about 5-7 business days, you're Big Ass Mug will arrive. When it does, the first thing you'll want to do is put Beer Inside. After that, just drink. And please, I urge you to go and sit out in the sweltering summer heat with your ice cold beer in your Bubba Keg. It's going to stay cold. And it is GLORIOUS! (Sure beats a plastic measuring cup)
Special guest blogger, H.T. Adjemian, will be filling in for me while I am away on vacation. And for those scoring at home, H.T. Adjemian just grounded into a 6-4-3 double play.
June 02, 2009
Labyrinth

JIM HENSON
Dude, I am Jim "fucking" Henson. I created the Muppets, Sesame Street, and Fraggle Rock--HELLO!! I am the real Master of Puppets. I can come up with any ca ca story and some Hollywood nutbag will make it into a movie.
STONER BUDDY #1
Duuuude, you should make a movie with Bowie.
JIM HENSON
Oh, God no. Ziggy Stardust? Really?
STONER BUDDY #2
Hehehe, and make him King of the Midgets. No wait, King of the Goblins!
STONER BUDDY #1
Yeah! King of the Goblins.
JIM HENSON
Hmm. That's an awful idea. I like it! Let's have Ziggy look like a strung out Jamie Lee Curtis in a leotard. And he can--he can---Oh! He can kidnap a baby and threaten to turn it into a goblin, while simultaneously hitting on the baby's teenage sister.
STONER BUDDY #1
You are a genius.
STONER BUDDY #2
What about a swamp that farts?
JIM HENSON
Oh my god, that's gold. Yes! What should we call it?
STONER BUDDY #2
Swamp Fart and the Goblin King!
JIM HENSON
Eh. Too literal. We need something more...puzzling...
STONER BUDDY #1
Labyrinth? It sounds like labia. Hehehe.
STONER BUDDY #2
Anything having to do with the female anatomy is puzzling to you.
JIM HENSON
Labyrinth! It's perfect! Now pass me the Cheetohs! Daddy got the munchies!
END SCENE
Dude, I am Jim "fucking" Henson. I created the Muppets, Sesame Street, and Fraggle Rock--HELLO!! I am the real Master of Puppets. I can come up with any ca ca story and some Hollywood nutbag will make it into a movie.
STONER BUDDY #1
Duuuude, you should make a movie with Bowie.
JIM HENSON
Oh, God no. Ziggy Stardust? Really?
STONER BUDDY #2
Hehehe, and make him King of the Midgets. No wait, King of the Goblins!
STONER BUDDY #1
Yeah! King of the Goblins.
JIM HENSON
Hmm. That's an awful idea. I like it! Let's have Ziggy look like a strung out Jamie Lee Curtis in a leotard. And he can--he can---Oh! He can kidnap a baby and threaten to turn it into a goblin, while simultaneously hitting on the baby's teenage sister.
STONER BUDDY #1
You are a genius.
STONER BUDDY #2
What about a swamp that farts?
JIM HENSON
Oh my god, that's gold. Yes! What should we call it?
STONER BUDDY #2
Swamp Fart and the Goblin King!
JIM HENSON
Eh. Too literal. We need something more...puzzling...
STONER BUDDY #1
Labyrinth? It sounds like labia. Hehehe.
STONER BUDDY #2
Anything having to do with the female anatomy is puzzling to you.
JIM HENSON
Labyrinth! It's perfect! Now pass me the Cheetohs! Daddy got the munchies!
END SCENE

P.S. Labyrinth also stars a young Jennifer Connolly.
P.P.S. She calls her goblin friend, Hoggle, the wrong name at the beginning of the film. What does she call him, you ask? Hogwarts. Interesting...
Special guest blogger, H.T. Adjemian, will be filling in for me while I am away on vacation. He's kind of like P.T. Barnum, minus the stench of elephant dung. You'll dig his posts.
June 01, 2009
BlackBerry

I came from the realm of thinking that phones are meant to merely call people. Texting I felt was okay, too. Photographs was pushing it, and anything else was just plain silly. Well, now that my skinny fingers have caressed the teeny, plastic keys, jumped at the ding of a new email, and perused the Internet from the john--all of that is out the window.
Let me just say, however, that I will not be one of those people who constantly check their BlackBerry every second of the day and night. At least after the honeymoon. I apologize in advance to anyone who I interrupt in order to view a message, text my Mom, respond to a Client, or quickly search IMDB to win a bet. I promise it won't always be like this. Just let me play with my shiny, new toy until I get tired of it. Thank you.
May 29, 2009
Cleaning

Growing up I was a slob. My room was never clean, and if I was forced by my mom to do so, I basically did what any other 11-year-old did--shoved everything in my closet and under my bed. Once you closed the closet door or pulled a blanket low over the bed, the room was magically clean. I was also known for having a messy apartment in college. But I chalk that up to the fact that we were four guys sharing one bathroom. Considering those parameters, our bathroom looked pristine.

May 28, 2009
National Spelling Bee

Since 1994, the Entertainment Sports Network (aka ESPN) has been covering the annual convention of vowels and consonants. (NOTE: I just misspelled "consonants"--meaning I couldn't hold a candle to these kids). And while some may ask, "Where is the sport in this?" I say watch this video and tell me that the Srcipps Spelling Bee is not high-intensity drama, that which rivals any Game 7.
The kid fainted, then got back up and spelled the word CORRECTLY! Is that the equivalent of getting a puck to the face in Hockey, stitching up the gash in the locker room, and coming back out to score the winning goal in overtime? I say yes.

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