Atlantic City

I like Atlantic City. So I was supposed to be heading to Las Vegas this weekend...yeah, not so much. The "everyotheryearguystriptoVegas" has been re-routed to the slightly awkward step sibling of LV, AC. No, not Slater.

But, you know what. I do in fact like this trip to Atlantic City. As a matter of fact, I love the Jersey Shore. I grew up going to Wildwood, Sea Isle and Ocean City every summer. And now, I am heading to the Vegas of the east, the land of Trump, the city that never apologizes for its actions--Atlantic City. The last time I went to AC, I lost my money on the Trivial Pursuit slots. Yeah, I'm a schmuck.

My buddy Spar, however, won some moolah on roulette. If I only I can have that kind of luck this weekend. It might not be Vegas, but the guy's weekend in AC should definitely be a good time. What happens in Atlantic City, stays in Atlant---er, yeah I'll still tell my girlfriend all about it when I get home Sunday night.

UPDATE: Atlantic City shall now be referred to as "Recession Vegas".